Reasons Why I Am a Super Super Crappy Mom

Yesterday, Jen from Life with Levi posted the picture below on her Facebook page, with the intention that the message at the bottom of the picture would be seen and moms could be more supportive of each other, instead of lashing out at each other for the decisions they make or don’t make.

Unfortunately, the opposite happened. Instead, many people ignored that message and it turned into a war about circumcision, with lots of name calling and judgment.

Check out the comments here, if you’re interested.

This led Jen to start a meme for us moms to let the world know just “how horrible” we are.

So here it goes…

Reasons Why I am a SUPER SUPER Crappy Mom!

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Why Men Are Never Depressed

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just  another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You don't get bloated for 1 week out of every month.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• Okay, a two-week vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• Hell, two pairs of shoes is more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• Hell, you can do your nails with a toothpick.
• Or not.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24.

No wonder men are happier!!!

CLASSES FOR MEN

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday April 8th, 2011 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL 
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

 
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? 
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? 
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for202 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. 
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. 
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health 
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours..

Class 9 
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? 
Driving Simulations..
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. 
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion 
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. 
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

*****Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors*****

Post-It Note Tuesday – I Need A Favor!

 

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And I need a favor!!

I have a follower on my other blog that I believe to be a porn site. The profile photo looks to be a naked woman. I need about 6-7 new followers to bump this profile photo out of view…

So if any of you can help out, please become a follower of Life In Him!

Thanks!!

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